Look like Eddie Dean.  Think like Eddie Dean.  Smell like Eddie Dean.

In this section, official lifetime members of the official EDDIE DEAN FAN CLUB can find some great merchandise, like Eddie’s pulp murder-by-telepathy novel, It’s the Thought the Kills, Superstar trading cards, and Teen Spirit deodorant.  Eddie Dean smells like Teen Spirit and now you should too!

You’ll also find lots of tests, exercises, games, coloring pages, and fun interactive party stunts, that will help you develop your own telepathic abilities and become the life of the party.

To enter, click the hypno glasses below and enter the password.  The password is Eddie’s favorite real animal.  Can you guess it?  (Hint: the answer is unicorn.)